Mook

1. Used mainly in the poker world meaning the person has no idea how to play the game but they think that they are good.
2.Someone who is really tight or cheap with their money.

1.You keep calling with a pair of 2's you are such a mook.
2. That waitress is pretty hot and you only gave her 3% tip you are such a money mooker

by Gigger January 10, 2006

Mook

Noun: An idiot;retard or in case of cussing someone out, it is a Pronoun as in saying "you f^*#ing mook." or "what a mook." .

i think that only people in colorado say mook. oh well.
the example is...

tom sayer is such a fuckin' mook.

by SHOTGUN aka P@^1 July 3, 2010

Mook

Mook is another name for ejaculating (cumming). I sugest everyone use it.

Go mook off. Your such a mooker. I mooked on your mom. MOOK!

by xDeadSoldier93 January 31, 2009

Mookie

not a cookie, not a muffin. a hybrid of both

Will purchased a dozen mookies and ate them like a fat kid in a bakery store.

by mook September 24, 2003

mook (n.)

A retarded woman. most likely incompetant or just fuckin stupid

"I cant believbe they make me work with this fuckin mook

by Gimpy Pete May 13, 2005

mool

short for Microsoft Office Outlook Live, but also used as an offensive PG word similar to "douche", "fag" or "goober"

"did you know Dan eats his own navel fluff? what a mool"

by Danny Frank May 20, 2009

Mookie

Someone who is an extreme mooch. A pest. Someone with money in their pockets but still will beg friends to buy them food drinks etc...

Boy Evan Kahlow is really just a big mookie.

by Dabstar710 September 8, 2015