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Montana Redneck

by xzdfg March 13, 2023
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Montana Webster

Is a simp for animated men twice her age.
by Thiccthiccdaddy69 November 16, 2021
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Montana Neck Massage

The act of putting a small animal who is in the process of dying painfully out of their misery by grabbing it by the neck and swinging it around like a lasso.
Man...we was out floatin’ on the river fly fishin’ and we done saw a goose dyin in the snow on the bank so we rowed over to it and gave it the ‘ole Montana Neck Massage to put that thing out of its misery
by MooseWrangler March 29, 2019
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Montana

Fucking mountains, bears, and occaisionally a town. Overall a very nice place to be
“Man i want to go to montana”
Good idea that place rocks”
by Definitely not vipr October 12, 2022
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Hannah Montana

(Noun) To become popular without any talent or skill.
Sonic Boom was made in 2014 just so Cartoon Network can Hannah Montana every real Sonic fan in the gaming industry.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 1, 2022
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Montana Carwash

Guy gets on top of his partner in the missionary position, but then slides his entire sweaty body across her face, pissing as his junk crosses, wiggling his junk back and forth to simulate an automatic carwash. Finish with a giant fart as the asshole crosses for a blown dry spot-free finish!

(Variation: Reverse Montana Carwash: You get the idea.)
Donald Trump's hair gives the most interesting sensation during a Montana Carwash!
by DonaldTrumpsMerken March 31, 2016
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