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middle school boys

Toxic little boys who think its sooooooo sexy to sexual harass girls. They like to call everyone in sight gay, but they say there not homophobic. They usually get into 2 day long relationships. And for some odd reason think it's cool to jump and touch the top of the door frame. There horny little shits. They constantly talk about jerking off, they always have boners, and they try to hide them with notebooks or binders. Don't forget that they put an unnecessary amount of body spray on.
OMG! Middle school boys are so gross, they have cooties!
by shreks.hairy.ballsack May 27, 2020
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Middle School Dating

Only in middle schools, 'Dating' is a used word to tell that this girl is dating this boy and that they maked out, had 'sex', gave a blowjob even though it sounds fucking stupid and is pretty much not true. Can also be associated with trading Silly Bandz.
'Hey! Did you hear that Samantha and Derik are Middle School Dating?' said Bill
'Yeah, man! I heard that Derik traded some Silly Bandz for a blowjob!' said Lenny
by ThatNerdyDude October 17, 2010
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middle finger and thumb

Typically means "Fuck me" when the middle finger by itself me "Fuck you"
You: "you're such an ass *middle finger and thumb*" Partner: "if you insist <3"
by Taytortthott July 13, 2020
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middle seat

in cars that have them, where a girlfriend sits when her boyfriend is driving. in no other situation would anyone want to sit in it.
my girlfriend always sits in the middle seat in the truck so we can snuggle and kiss while i drive.
by hiddendude January 22, 2010
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Middle School Thot

A thot is a girl that has or likes scrunchies, starbucks, ticTok, takes selfies in weird poses example stare at the camera. And pretends to like rap or to be gay.
You're such a Middle School Thot that has a scrunchie
by BobTheBadBoi April 11, 2019
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Middle Manager

Someone who is a generally employed to provide oversight to a group of human resources engaged at a time of company expansion - they do very little to aid in the work completed by those human resources, then they are left behind after those human resources have done the job.

Their modus operandi is to build their own management structure by retaining corporate ladder climbers and ordering the corporate gestapo to investigate anyone who is not a corporate ladder climber and is therefore a nigger.

They generally are left in place long after the expansion they were employed to provide oversight has been completed (generally by the niggers) and probably did very little to aid in. They remain there sometimes for many years continuing to bleed the organisation by outsourcing their own jobs to management consultants and generally any consultant with integrity that will play the game and ensure their position on the corporate ladder is retained.

They generally remain their until there aint no more niggers and budget to hire consultants to do their job for them. As a result they can no longer hide the fact that after multiple years and many, many positive relationships which they are known for they still don't know what the f!ck it is that they are meant to be accountable for.
Middle Manager: Corporate Gestapo I need some niggers to do my job.

Corporate Gestapo: We will create a process to find some niggers by engaging with some used car salesmen (recruitment agents).
by Honest Richard November 20, 2013
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middle finger

What real friends give to you. It's awesome. It is often mistaken as the gesture equivalent of saying "Fuck you," but it actually means "You're super cool!"
Mom: Hello, Son.
Son: *flips Mom off with the middle finger*
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM, YOU VULGAR BRAT!
Son: No, Mom, that finger means you're super cool.
by dangnuggets November 3, 2016
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