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Mermaid Mom

A mother who has the soul of a hippie, the fire of a lion, and the soul of a fairy. They love water, the Ocean, Lakes, Ponds, or rivers. They are magical. Are very well rounded. Hey can juggle housework, a work life while taking care of their children flawless.
Evelyn works so hard and still has time for her family, she is a Mermaid Mom.
by Shelly Ann October 1, 2017
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Merp

a noun, an adjective, a verb and an adverb; a state of mind and a way of life.

Can include day drinking, breaking public property, getting excessively drunk in low key situations, binge drinking for weeks at a time, and living without understanding of what it means to be sober.
Let's merp tonight, merpers.

I'm so merped out from that bottle of vodka I drank alone last night.

"I'm merping" in response to someone asking what you are doing.

That was the most merpy night I've ever had.

You took that bong hit so merpedly, brah!
by flingfling March 18, 2011
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Memphis

Memphis is one of the most miserable cities in America. The town is run and occupied predominately by ignorant, racist hypocrites. Crime rates are terrible, and if you were to move here, the chances that you or someone you know will fall victim to violent crime are pretty good. The schools are terrible, but this is not solely the fault of MCS. The reason why our city turns out so many dumb, violent little shits is because their parents don't give a flying fuck. Also, drug use is very common in this town, (you would do drugs to if you lived here). In all honesty, I sincerely hope that the uneducated, violent, thugs in this town get shot, stabbed, set on fire, extinguished, set on fire again, then finally beaten to death with a dildo... Their extraordinary ability to fuck things up has harmed/made more difficult the lives of good, honest, people.
I wouldn't piss on Memphis to put out a fire.
by AngryBlackMan1 January 5, 2010
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merp

A sound you make when someone says something that makes you down.
Guy 1 : Faggot!
Guy 2 : Merp. *looks at feet*
by gabbzke March 17, 2010
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Merp

A word used to break a silence, akward or otherwise, and jump start conversation. Not owned by any one person.
Becca:Hey!

Jeff: Whats up?

Becca: Not much.

Jeff: Cool.

Becca: Yeah.

...

Becca: Merp

Jeff: Hey thats my word!

Becca: NOPE
by Beecca June 29, 2011
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Memphis

A city with the highest crime rate, highest infant mortality rate, and the most corrupt politicians in the US. Memphis is a city in major decline, with a decaying downtown and people fleeing the city in every way possible. 64% African-American population. Crime, corruption, poor schools everywhere. Not a place even Elvis would visit.
Memphis is like blighted urban and ghetto suburbanized and vandalized Mississippi.
by daveknowsbest August 1, 2008
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Merm

v., to involuntarily defecate while receiving anilingus
Get out of there I am going to merm!
by Fred G Leebron August 14, 2003
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