Suburban Mercenaries

Group of individuals who are compensated under contract to use methods of persuation and "freedom fighting" tactics to further the clients cause.
Likes include cookies and shopping cart porn.

Dislikes include the French, Clear Channel and tapioca.

Those rotten Suburban Mercenaries have once again foiled our video rental ways with their mystery egg hunt.

by The Admiral July 2, 2003

Mercedes ML350

An over priced German SUV targeted to wealthy middle aged house wives who constantly are always texting, picking their spoiled kids up from school, and spending their husbonds money on clothes

Look at her mom in her Mercedes ML350. I know, why cant her spoiled kids ride the bus like everybody else?

by DXXN350 August 30, 2010

Mercedez

A quiet girl from school who has a totally different personality outside of school!
She's funny, more fun and loooves her weed and alcohol. She's a complete stoner, but you love her for it!

"Yo bro... I wanna take the edge off, do you got some pot?"

"No, but I bet Mercedez does, look, she's over there with the bong!"

by Queenafrica67 June 21, 2019

mercado

Noun: a dirty cop who molests boys.

that mercado will serve jailtime for his pedophelia.

by school resource officer August 25, 2008

thirsty merc

a really pathetic excuse for music.

the singer needs to learn his moustache is NOT cool.

And dress like a non faggot.

thirsty merc are crap, nuff said, HANH!

by Riksta May 6, 2005

Mercedes Lander

The drummer for the heavy metal band KiTTie.

Mercedes Lander,the drummer of KiTTie,is getting fat.

by Amanda Cummings June 2, 2005

mercedes

sexy, hoe, bitch, does whateva the fuck they want

Did you see that mercedes girl at the party?

by sdjfhsdjkghjsdkfha April 20, 2008