the meaning of life

1. 42
2. To reach your absolution.
3. survive the apocolypse in the final century, this one...

mummy, whats the meaning of life?
Mum: fuck off, tidy your room, and its 42 by the way

by Phill Stone May 5, 2004

staff meeting

An after work toke amongst co-workers and their rides

"You & my girlfriend used to work together?"
"Yeah, we used to toke after work all the time"
"Well, she's picking me up at close; Staff Meeting?"

by Anthony MacNeil January 29, 2007

house meeting

The coming together of house mates or roomates (whether they be friends or family) in which matters concerning living together in the house are discussed, and grievances are aired.

AKA Family Meeting

i.e.
Chores, or relationship matters, or things of importance to everyone concerned in the living situation.

CHappelle's Show - Mad Real World
The white guy is getting kicked out of the house, one of his ghetto roommates declares a house meeting.

"We need to have a house meetin' ya'll"

by dr. fantastic November 12, 2009

the meaning of life

the meaning of life is to be born pay taxes and die. all the while living in a shit hole of the world

pay your taxes Bitch!

by jama December 23, 2004

meaning of life

Three simple truths: Enjoy, grow, unite.

Have fun evolving together.

by matt January 24, 2004

meetingopoly

A game-like scramble to book desirable blocks of time for senseless meetings.

Mike had lost another round of Meetingopoly, and was double booked again.

by DaveTheToolMan June 9, 2007

Meeting Marshal

The person at a meeting principally responsible for ensuring that self-important blowhards, who like to hear themselves talk and tend to substitute their own priorities and agendas for the group's, don't hijack the meeting (similar to what air marshals do for the airlines).

When John brought up a new topic and tried to take the meeting in a different direction, the Meeting Marshal quickly shut him down and got us back on the agenda.

by RangerGr January 31, 2010