Mayonnaise

When they assume my gender

Person: oh hey what up MAN
Me: EXCUSE ME?!? I identify as mayonnaise you inconsiderate cunt
Person: shit sorry man
Me: STOP TRIGGERING ME WHILE ASSUMING MY GENDER!
Person: Aw sorry mayo
Me: Thats more like it

by ushudstahP January 14, 2017

the mayonnaise on two quarter pounders

a nice piece of ass you cant stop cumming with night after night

yo fellaz, remember the bitch from last night, I pulled the mayonnaise on those two quarter pounders

by Fat Choke May 22, 2003

mamographic mayonnaise

noun - The sweat that collects under a girl's breast that you can collect with a bucket.

wow thats a lot of sweat you could baste a turkey with it.

by clintz the god February 18, 2004

Hairy Mayonnaise

Noun- To jizz all over ones eyebrows, creating an excellent condiment for a ham sandwhich.

"I gave that hobo prostitute a hairy mayonnaise, then stole it from her face and made a sandwich."

by Dildo'n'AnalBeads November 25, 2006

mayron

A wreastling fanatic,usually from honduras,plays a lot of rollar coaster tycoon games,and is gay for men

hey Mayron,did you see smackdown yesterday

Mayron:Well duh,but i didnt see it well because my telemundo wasnt working good,all i saw was black and fucking white!

by Dr jugs December 21, 2008

mayonnaise sandwich

When one jizz' on a pillow and flips it to squish the jizz covered pillow on a bed like a mayonnaise sandwich.

Chris pissed me off so I fucked my girlfriend in his bed and laid a nice mayonnaise sandwich right on it.

by mayonnaise sandwich October 11, 2014

maygn

Maygn is a way for mexicans to speak to each other in an unknown language to all other races. If a black man heard "maygn" he would say, "n*gga what?" However, if a caucasian man heard "maygn" he would say, "Excuse me, could you please refraise what you have just spoken?"
Maygn is a way of telling their other "maygns" how to hold an uzi, and they will also use it when explaining to them how to point the gun at a store manager and say, empty the cash register, maygn. It is very important for people to understand the context of "maygn" because if they don't, they could get shot while in mexico or any other mexican nation, such as Cuba.

If you don't give me all the money in that cash register, I'll pop you in the face with my uzi, maygn.

by nick_b April 23, 2006