MANCONI

He's a fucking beast, with a nice penis and every girl wants him but hes always naked. chris has a nice pussy. and like himself the mj and beer and beef jerky and boxin and paintball.

look at that manconi, i want him soo badly.

by FPSCHRIS August 4, 2007

maycock

A massive faggot that has no dick and looks a lot like an alien. They have no friends and get recked all the time. They are also massive scrublords.

Hey Dave stop sucking dick, people will think your a maycock.

by Calius the great poon pounder April 15, 2014

mayonnaise

what black peple dont like

the nigger doesent like mayonnaise

by n/a February 27, 2004

Mayonaise Pumper

Someone who likes to suck on mens penises.

Oh my god Anthony is a mayonaise pumper! Eeewwww....

by Fetus Bomber November 4, 2004

mayonaise

Thing that you can play a prank on and gross everybody out.

take a mayonnaise jar and clean it out. Put vanilla pudding in it and take it to school and eat the vanilla pudding in front of everybody. You will see what I mean everyone will think it is mayonaise but really it is just vanilla pudding.

by One little hellian February 10, 2017

mayonnaise ass

The slimy feeling between your butt checks when a man is done unloading in it.

Rick came over, now I have mayonnaise ass.

by Boner Bungalow May 6, 2018

Mayonaise donut

(n): A mixture of succulent semen mixed with fresh feces delivered early in the morning from Dumpin Donuts, right to your siginificant other's chest. Festishes run on Dumpin.'
(v): The act of delivering a mayonaise donut.

My baby wanted a mayonaise donut to start her day fresh, and you better believe I delivered.

by Dumpin Donuts February 24, 2011