matt lauer

The real 21st-century synonym for douchebag. Step aside Bobby Flay

Everybody talks behind your back for being such a Matt Lauer.

by cbhudsbchjsdbcdsbhcbdskj November 8, 2013

Matt Groening

The creator of The Simpsons

Matt Groening is a genius.

by Colonel W July 6, 2006

Matt Hughes

UFC Welterweight Champion. The only man ever to defeat Royce Gracie in the Octagon.

Mr. Eeman: Royce, it's okay. I know, I know, you lost to Matt Hughes, but, did you really think you'd win?

Royce: Yes.

Mr. Eeman: But your stand-up skills suck. Matt's way stronger than you, and he can also grapple.

Royce: If there were no rounds and no time limits, I would have won!

Mr. Eeman: Sure you would..I know, I know...you're still the best man!

by Jeff Goven, the Grapplin' Chaplain May 31, 2006

Matt Special

A parasitic maneuver in which a male glides his erect penis within the crevasses of a woman/man's ass, until he feels inclined to orgasm. The cherry on top of the occasion requires that the male splooge all over the victim's back.

My back is sticky and my ass crack is violated because I got a Matt Special last night.

by shamonajackson April 10, 2011

Matt Staib

A brilliant, charming, handsome male who is usually dominant over other male specimen of the human race a.k.a. king of the waterhole It is said to be that anyone who holds this holy name will be granted with the gift of eternal sexy-ness. Commonly mistaken for JESUS.

Girl #1: OMG I LOVE MATT STAIB!!!
Girl #2: BACK OFF HE'S MINE!

(epic battle scene)

by Definitely NOT Matt Staib October 4, 2008

Matt Sturniolo

the sweetest hottest boy ever

Omg matt sturniolo is sooooo hot

by mattsturniolosgf April 25, 2022

Matt Smith

Matt Smith: to describe someone with a weird or uncommon face structure

David Tennant: Dude have you seen our replacement?
Christopher Eccleston: Yeah, he's a total Matt Smith.
David: Ya know, Allons-y
Christopher: Fantastic

Matt: D:

by hoovian June 9, 2014