Masterbated

Where a person rubs themself intimately for pleasure, releasing cum and semen from the vagina and penis

I masterbated so hard last night I cummed

by Mastherbationguru101010 April 13, 2023

Masterbaterpiece

An exceptional porn edit that just keeps you going back for another spank.

That compilation of cumshots is an absolute masterbaterpiece!

by soulglider July 21, 2023

masterbatriotism

Masterbatriotism is the act of frivolously being outwardly, annoyingly, maliciously, and ignorantly patriotic… having never served the country.

Jim is down at the bar taunting a table of anti-war idiots and he’s laying on the masterbatriotism pretty thick.

by PARTANIOUS August 20, 2023

Masterbay

Someone with a massive schlong who cant control it.

"He doesn't know da way he's Masterbay"

by Giantzombie August 22, 2023

masterbaiter

An expert fisherman! Masterbaiters usually wank- I mean WAKE up at 3 AM to catch some fresh cod.

Person 1: I got a gold medal in fishing camp!
Person 2: Yo, that's great!
Person 1: Yeah, and I got a nickname there too lol

Person 2: What's your nickname?
Person 1: The Masterbaiter.

by moistbenis May 23, 2023

Masterbather

A person whom has mastered masterbateing while they bath.

I am a masterbather.

by talldrinkofh2o June 23, 2023

Masher

Australian term for mate

u alright today masher

by Gos224 June 25, 2023