Maria Jose

someone that gets annoyed by school and yells at you when she gets home, specially a girl.

"ugh im so done with school, get out of my face!"
"chill bro, you're acting like a maria jose"

by wasuu June 6, 2017

Maria Ramirez

Maria Ramirez is a smart, pretty, and fun to be around type person! She enjoys long romantic walks on the beach, and spending time with her kids and husband! You can talk to her about anything...She will listen!

Maria Ramirez should be famous!!

by Persons Unknown October 17, 2008

Maria-Clare

sexy lady

That girl, wow she was just a Maria-Clare wasn't she ?

by Foob16 January 16, 2014

Crusty Maria

A Crusty Maria is a sexual act in which a man, firstly eats out an old vagina with a yeast infection and then kisses the girl thus transferring the 'crust'. Then the girl will give the man a blowjob, giving him that crust.

I was real hungry and horny so I asked her for a crusty maria.

by Hjmenne May 31, 2014

Maria-Mullet

A female with a mullet that believes it looks good and is in style.

The police chief will be in later to perm her Maria-Mullet .

by Soldier309 July 5, 2016

Maria Palms

When you haven't experienced sex with girls but you really want to experience it so that's why you'll masturbate and imagine it is a girl named Maria

F1: Hey dude, I'm not virgin anymore
F2: What? With who
F1: Maria Palms
F2: Oh fuck you, i's you fucking hands again

by MaNiggaYouJustGotRoasted May 16, 2016

Maria clara

María Clara she is awesome she has an amazing person and a great friend she is kind loving caring beautiful sexy hot and is very protective of what she cares about she is the most amazing person you could know she's a great friend and she's really honest she'll never lied to you and always tells you the truth no matter what she knows what she wants and cares she is outstanding and doesn't care about what people say about her she always fights for what you want she will never leave you on the hard times and even sometimes you can get a little bit mad trust me you do not want to get her mind she's the most wonderful friend there could be in this this entire world you would be lucky to know Mary Academy because if you trust her and she gives you your trust and she loves you there's that's the most wonderful person that could be the great friend she always has your back and no matter what she always defends you she doesn't care what people say about you if you're her friend but she does offend you the parents when they their kidney or bladder they have a beautiful taste María Clara es Estanislao meaning for Clara means clear and Maria it's a word for truthful she is the most amazing person you will ever meet in the whole entire world because of how he treats you and how she loves you.

Hey look at Maria clara she is so hot.

by Vicooooo February 25, 2017