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Marching Band

A CULT of emtremely passionate band geeks. Consists of the hottest guys you will ever see and the weirdest kids that get along with everyone. Even though it's the band from the schools biggest rival, we still joke around and eat cookies.
Hey look at that marching band I think it has 233 kids in it.
by That one band girl December 16, 2015
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word merchant

he carries a satchel of words around. all kinds of words. funny ones, mean ones, lies galore, weird ones too. hes weird i guess, like who carries such a heavy sac of silly words around. no one needs to hear that, unless they are about me, and good...
Paris is a word merchant. sometimes its good. mostly, its not.
by tito p November 30, 2005
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Mass Merchanditis

The hazy feeling one gets after spending too much time shopping at large chain stores including but not limited to Walmart, Home Depot, and Bed, Bath and Beyond. Characterized by a headache, dry eyes, blurred vision, blank stare, sore feet.
Jane had to return home immediately, take two tylenol, and a large glass of water as her day of shopping was beginning to result in a textbook case of mass merchanditis.
by John Banczak October 8, 2008
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Merchant

A bussinessperson engaged in the wholesale purchase for profit.
Edward had purchased a barrel of wine for the wedding and the wine merchant’s method of measuring the volume at first angered him.
by BlackPohatu November 21, 2016
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marchal

A douche that wastes your time
dont be a marchal
by HEXX May 23, 2014
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surf merchant

Dave, the cunt, nicked my fuckin guitar leads last month and hasn't given me them back. Fuckin surf merchant!
by neil kilby May 5, 2006
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oliver marchant

has fat chode legs made out of steel. also cracks the ground the ground when he steps. he inserts it in his mums pussy.
IT IS as big as oliver marchants legs
by chode legs November 28, 2021
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