manfever

obsession with a man to the point you cant stop thinking about them and your face hurts from smiling and blushing so much

“hes so perfect he gives me manfever”

by KrisLuvsToes September 1, 2023

Man of Honor

When a bride picks a man instead of a woman to be her main attendant in her wedding. His responsibilities are similar to what a maid of honor’s might be, with some exceptions, depending on what he and the bride may or may not be comfortable with. (Example: He isn’t going to be holding her wedding dress up when she’s on the toilet.) He may also opt out of slipping a dollar into a male stripper’s thong the night before the wedding, but if he’s into that, by all means bring him along! If he’s a big guy he might also be able to move heavy stuff and double as your bodyguard if any ex-boyfriends try to crash the wedding. All in all, an excellent idea, whether you have women you want on your side as well, or if it’s just going to be the Best Man and Man of Honor.

My wife doesn’t have any female friends, but her Man of Honor was an amazing guy!

by MetallicGirl September 4, 2023

Man of the house

desmond. nothing else just desmond.

youre such a man of the house

by biggag September 19, 2023

mancofteclause

A boy is given the chance to become a man by drinking the bitterest coffee or the blandest tea, but if he adds milk or sugar to either, the elders of the village shun him and make him feed the goats for life

Having heard it was time for the mancofteclause, Jimmy pooped his pants

by mancofteclause November 1, 2023

Man of the year

And, no, it's clearly about being better than men.

Hym "Did I do the man of the year thing? This whole thing is nothing more then a jab at men. You're not a better man than me, Kim and your husband is better at fashion than you. Your success hinges entirely on fucking men and nepotism... Which actually kind of makes you like a man... Wait...No, I'm still better."

by Hym Iam March 22, 2024

Manfred Mann

1. A moderately popular English rock band from the 1960s.
2. The keyboardist (not vocalist) in said band. He now leads his own solo band known as his "Earth Band."

"I love Manfred Mann"

"The band or the person?"

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 25, 2024

manfred

a man youd never meet again. terrible at explaining things but too passionate when explaining. he never changes his pants and his slightly hairy crack shows when he bends down. he has beautiful curls that åre willing to spike out in any situation and he uses tool much hair gel but he suits it becausee he is a manfred and nothing will change that.

Person 1: "Look at his hair! Hes such a manfred!"
Person 2: "Omg yeah! The pants are also very manfred core."

by synonem April 5, 2024