i became a sugar mommy ballster
by periodwithtrans January 19, 2023
The male crotch. Most well known as the place where Fat Bastard got kicked at the end of Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me.
"AAAUGGGGGHHHH!!! Right in the mommy-daddy button!!"
by Phil Mehard March 24, 2005
when you still live at your mom's house when you are 40 years old. when you have never tried to move out. (Baby Huey)
by satanacunt October 29, 2007
The ultimate roast. Cancels out Ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian, ur sister is a mister, ur brother a mother, ur granny tranny and even ur Grandpap a trap
Person 1: Ur mum gay echsdhee
Person 2: Ur dad lesbian
1: Well, ur sister's a mister
2: Ur brother a mother
1: Ur granny tranny
2: Ur Grandpap a trap
1: Yeah, well Ur mommy a commie
*Entire family instantly dies of starvation, every alien race bows down to humanity*
Person 2: Ur dad lesbian
1: Well, ur sister's a mister
2: Ur brother a mother
1: Ur granny tranny
2: Ur Grandpap a trap
1: Yeah, well Ur mommy a commie
*Entire family instantly dies of starvation, every alien race bows down to humanity*
by SomeSoviet March 20, 2018
National mommy day is on October 29th. On this day you celebrate and love your mommy. Not your birth giver, you’re mommy. as in the girl you call mommy because she is in fact, mommy.
boy 1: since it’s national mommy day, look at my mommy
boy 2: that’s not your mom?
boy 1: no that’s my mommy
boy 2: OH YOUR MOMMY 😏
boy 1: yeahhhh
boy 2: that’s not your mom?
boy 1: no that’s my mommy
boy 2: OH YOUR MOMMY 😏
boy 1: yeahhhh
by swagmfff October 10, 2021
by Joshy Drama March 22, 2018
Soapy Mommy titties is a way to say “that girl has huge tits” or it can be used in a way to ask a very respectable women for a titty picture with soap on them.
“Yo Katelyn sent me a picture of her HUGE Soapy Mommy Titties but her nips look like overcooked pepperoni”
by goodguygavin January 03, 2021