Mob Slayer

Put a fur suit head (any kind) in the middle of a circle. Make sure you have a Mexican friend on standby. Take the said Mexican friend. Then chant vulgar things loud enough to make his penis erect. then right before he blows his load. Cut off his penis and put it on the nose part of the head.

my friend cade tried to do a Mob Slayer. hes dead now.

by Manguyrobot March 24, 2024

mob hump

mafia groupie, a poser who tries to get in good with the wiseguys

man, kleinfeld is a real mob hump, if you ask me...

by Cantaloupe Jones April 11, 2023

mobbed-up manlet

The mobbed-up manlet, also known as the mafia manlet, is a diminutively stunted member or associate of the Italian-American Mafia. The aptly named, 5ft5 small, Nicodemo "Little Nicky" Scarfo, who blunderously served as boss of the Philadelphia Mafia from 1981 to 1990, perfectly exemplifies the deeply flawed and Napoleon complex-driven nature of the mobbed-up manlet. This treacherous and terminally insecure manlet boy ordered the cowardly 1984 murder of his best friend and six-foot tall mafia captain Salvatore Testa because Little Nicky was catastrophically jealous of Testa's superlatively superior height and the resultant fact that Salvatore Testa was beloved, widely respected and admired as a real man, while Little Nicky was forever doomed to be looked down upon as the petite and utterly insignificant sissy manlet that he was.

Why are those mobbed-up manlets crying tiny tears of manlet rage in front of that strip club over there? The minuscule manlets tried to shake the club down for protection money but the bouncers didn't allow the silly mafia manlets inside because they understandably assumed the stunted manlets to be children. Lol, manlets BTFO.

by ManletDepreciator August 19, 2024

rob mob

Descendants of the Oompa Loompas. A little person. Usually under 5'7. Has abs of steel and their hair is never messy.

Hey is that a rob mob in your pocket?

by Herbalife hulk October 22, 2013

stoner mob

Verb; For those times when you and the homies need to go somewhere but only have one skateboard or longboard. One person rides the board ahead, while the other(s) walks behind. Once far enough (not too far), first person then shoots the board backwards as they step off, passing the board to the homie. Rinse and repeat.

For more than 2 people, person the furthest behind gets priority on the pass back.

Progressive: stoner-mobbing

The walk will be much quicker if we stoner mob it.

Greg left his board in his ladies whip, so we stoner mobbed it to the yard.

by DonTripper November 13, 2023

Mob

Mob or Mobbin. When the whole posse is going somewhere

Cmon y'all let's mob. Or: I was mashing down the highway from the po and was hella mobbin.

by OGFrisco September 5, 2017

The Mob that Hates Vowels

A synonym for YHVH.

Abraham : So what about that Torah? Have you learned anything yet?
Rachel : Fuck you Abe! You know I can’t fight against the Mob that Hates Vowels.

by AlabamaBaby April 5, 2021