milf

A sexy as fuck mum

i got milf money

by jimmy stevan October 24, 2016

Run Of The Milf

1.An Average to hot looking Mother.

2. A hot looking mother but in an area abundant with hot milfs.

Back home she'd be a stunner but here in Breda she's just run of the milf

by bredacheda September 8, 2010

ur mom a milf

The worst insult known to mankind; more fatal then ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur grandpa a trap, ur brother bi, no u, and ur sister a mister combined.

Jim: Ur mom gay
Rob: Ur dad lesbian
Jim: No u
Rob: Well Ur granny Tranny
Jim: Oh yeah, well ur grandpa a trap
Rob: Ur Sister is a mister
Jim: Ur brother bi
Rob: I'll say it
Jim: I dare you
Rob: I have no conscious
Jim: Do it or ur a tranny
Rob: Ok, Ur Mom A MIlf

*Jim turns back into a fetus and then fucking explodes so it kills him and his mom. So burns out planets explode into oblivion and the only thing still capable of thought is rob, the meanest man there ever was*

by The smartiest man alivwe May 11, 2018

MILF

Muffler Id Like (To) Fuck

Holy shit thay Car is Nice It Has A MILF

by MILF LOVER July 5, 2006

milfinated

A womanwho is a milf
A woman who looks like a milf

That Lady is milfinated
You think shes milfinated?

by Hitty_15 September 2, 2008

Milf Juice

The combination of pussy juice and ass pheremones that accumlate in the ripe undergarments of Betsy's cooch.

After a long day of spelunking, Betsy's L.L. bean khacki's were dripping with milf juice.

by kesslers united July 30, 2008

MILF Dud

The husband of a MILF who cannot sexually fulfill their hot wife and is completely oblivious about it

See Steve Letourneau

Jacob is such a MILF dud because works long hours everyday while his wife sleeps with the pool boy.

by Ere June 2, 2007