interracial midget amputee necro-bestiality

The prestigious sexual conquest of fucking both an alternately coloured midget and a dead animal, most commonly a dog, while either you or the midget may be missing limbs. Prosthetic limbs would also qualify. The rarest form of this occuring would involve two midgets, one of them being an Eskimo.

Note: dead animals almost exclusively mammals.

Rick: So she comes home, and I can tell right away that he has midget stink all over her. I know she's into interracial midget amputee necro-bestiality, ever since she lost both her arms in that thresher, I know she's been fucking around.

Alistair: Jesus Christ.

by Revchu August 6, 2005

Reverse Midget spinner

Reverse midget spinner

Where you lay on top of a midget and spin in a circle while a group of guys ejaculate on the midget while the top is spinning

"Yeah i pulled a uno reverse card and reverse migdet spun that bitch! "

"Honey, would you like to try the reverse midget spinner on me tonight? "

by n0virus April 9, 2020

Ginger midget

A short person with red hair

"Is that a leprechaun?" "No, it's Danny. He's just a ginger midget"

by Thrayse September 10, 2014

National midget day

National midget day is on the 24th October it is a day to celebrate ur short friends instead of picking on them about there height uno bcs short is fiesty nd they will beat yo ass so pattern up

Happy national midget day bro

by The fake Mickey Mouse October 22, 2018

National Midget Threesome Day

Couples straight and gay are encouraged to add a midget to their sexcapade . Midgets can be rented For short term events to perform various acts.. acts is a vague term .. midgets must also be fed, and treated with the utmost respect at all times. The vertically challenged adults act of 2016 stated that all vertically challenged adults be treated with respect while performing various sex acts and not spanked on their head during ejaculation ... and additionally will be payed a fair wage , as any regular vertical person would be payed ...

The National Midget Threesome Day is approaching honey , did you rent the midgets yet?

by Dr. Bob Lawbla September 26, 2018

piss midget

an 'innovative' term used by Bernard Black in the UK television series 'Black Books'.
Commonly assumed to mean a person of little worth.

'of this, and many other things I am an innovator, which is why i feel free to address you only as..........piss midget'

by Kat Priddy September 5, 2006

illegal midget

Term used to describe persons who are above the maximum height to be considered a midget. Derogatory term used to describe those who are vertically challenged

Is Ash a midget?
No she’s too tall for that. She’s an illegal midget.

by 10MinutesWasted April 3, 2019