Matt Special

A woman who is 10-30 lbs. overweight with extremely large breasts. A voluptuous woman with curves.
"Check that out bro, she's a total Matt Special"

"Did you see how big those were? That was for sure a Matt Special".
by bevo2284 August 11, 2011
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matt lauer

The real 21st-century synonym for douchebag. Step aside Bobby Flay
Everybody talks behind your back for being such a Matt Lauer.
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Matt Groening

Matt Groening is a genius.
by Colonel W July 06, 2006
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Matt Hughes

UFC Welterweight Champion. The only man ever to defeat Royce Gracie in the Octagon.
Mr. Eeman: Royce, it's okay. I know, I know, you lost to Matt Hughes, but, did you really think you'd win?

Royce: Yes.

Mr. Eeman: But your stand-up skills suck. Matt's way stronger than you, and he can also grapple.

Royce: If there were no rounds and no time limits, I would have won!

Mr. Eeman: Sure you would..I know, I know...you're still the best man!
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Matt Staib

A brilliant, charming, handsome male who is usually dominant over other male specimen of the human race a.k.a. king of the waterhole It is said to be that anyone who holds this holy name will be granted with the gift of eternal sexy-ness. Commonly mistaken for JESUS.
Girl #1: OMG I LOVE MATT STAIB!!!
Girl #2: BACK OFF HE'S MINE!

(epic battle scene)
by Definitely NOT Matt Staib August 09, 2008
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Matt Special

A parasitic maneuver in which a male glides his erect penis within the crevasses of a woman/man's ass, until he feels inclined to orgasm. The cherry on top of the occasion requires that the male splooge all over the victim's back.
My back is sticky and my ass crack is violated because I got a Matt Special last night.
by shamonajackson March 24, 2011
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