Dry Lumps

the quietest person in the office during the workday, but after a couple of drinks at the company picnic she's ready to lean over a balcony Mardi Gras-style and take her top off for Girls Gone Wild

Dry Lumps are shy and 100 percent business until one drop of booze transforms her like a shot of Jekyll's formula.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

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lumpkins

Getting head while you take a dump.

she gives lumpkins at moncton high, half off on tuesdays.

by monanie October 7, 2006

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Lumper

Noun. A gay man who will unload a trucker's delivery in exchange for sexual favors.

The trucker didn't have a lot of time to spend unloading his haul, so he gave he lumper a blowjob so he would unload the trailer more quickly.

by El Duce November 6, 2004

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Umpa-Lumpa

A short, fat, green haired organism possibly the result of a female leprocon and a black male midget having unprotected sex. (This isn't rare in most cases)

Willie wont pay for the Umpa-Lumpa's DNA test to find out who da fuck his daddy is...

by Big Trigg July 30, 2006

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