Loldemort

Originating from the traditional 'lol', Loldemort offers variety. Loldemort is the Dark Lord of loling and strikes entertaining fear and terror into the hearts of the person whom you are loling at.

"Hey Gabbeh!"

"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?"

"I dunno...what?"

"Robin get in the car. Loldemort!"

"Ahahaha Loldemort!!!"

by Lol ITS Twinnies February 4, 2009

Muzzle Loader

During gay sex, one man takes a shit in the other mans anus. (see alabama hot pocket) The man who took a shit then fucks the other man in the anus. The man who was fucked in the anus then expels the packed-in feces out of his anus, creating the effect of a muzzle loader rifle.

Matt performed the muzzle loader on his gay partner.

by t nigs May 30, 2007

loiner

An incomplete erection; often characterized by the partial flaccidity of one's penis. "Loiner" comes from the itching or burning sensation experienced in one's loins during a loiner.

I was so excited to have sex with Shea until I realized he could only pull off a loiner.

by stacys__mom September 3, 2016

Loaded Baked Potato

When you take a dump in a pillow case and then while fucking from behind you smash their face into the pillow

In order to perform the loaded baked potato doody must be put in the pillowcase

by Jackie Janson October 15, 2008

Loid Features

Someone that has the appearance of a mongoloid and is not really a mongoloid.

Guy: Hey you have really nice loid features
Girl: What's that mean?
Guy: It means your a good looker! I like your loid features

by ctits July 20, 2009

loaded

1. Anyone who has any more than $300 on them at any given time.

2. Anyone worth robbing/mugging.

3. A woman who has the aim of shopping.

1. Look at Eddy-he's fucking loaded!

2. Let's go mug Eddy!

3. Ah shit. That's not Eddy.

by Zephor February 9, 2010

Loilet

im going to the loo! i am going to the toilet! but some how my stupid brain has got the two words mixed up!!!

i am just off to the loilet!

by SJ3some! December 27, 2009