sea load

A ton of cum

"That girl sure can take a sea load"

by mindinthegutter December 4, 2013

Super load

When you take the world's first 10 foot high poo and you sit on it like a throne therefore sinking in feces.

Yo dude i just took a huge Super Load.
How'd you get out?
I had to eat my way through.

by A person on the internet November 13, 2017

magnum load

To ejaculate whilst having sex, thus depositing a large amount of sperm inside a woman, anus or vagina.

Perry: "How was last night with that bird?"
Terry: "Nice, I magnum loaded her snatch!"

by TehLulzTrain February 17, 2014

rat load

a massive amount of

he had a rat load of beers in his fridge

by Comptonlads May 19, 2018

Live Load

When you have to run to the bathroom so bad because the shit inside you is moving.

Henry, I gotta go to the bathroom. I've got a live load. Is there a door open?

by Cattard July 26, 2019

a nose load

Blowing an excessive amount of mucus into a kleenex. Usually a result from holding in snot in public as not to have to blow one's nose publicly. Also a result of cold season. Similar to blowing a load, but with one's nose.

Joe: *blows a nose load*
Rob: "Damn Joe."
Joe: "What? You know I'm allergic to pollen."
Rob: "Yeah but look at that tissue. It's overflowing with mucus and it's getting on your hand..."
Joe: "Ever since I ran out of Claritins I've been filling up kleenex like a G-rated Ron Jeremy."
Rob: "Whatever, just go wash your hands."

by pistolpete332 February 7, 2013

soap load

A soap load is when go to wash your hands and the soap dispenser sprays past your hand and ejaculates onto your pants.

Man, the soap dispenser in the bathroom just Ej'ed a big soap load onto my pants!

by Yackobeen March 12, 2014