Definitions by mindinthegutter

sea load 

A ton of cum

"That girl sure can take a sea load"

sea load by mindinthegutter December 4, 2013

Semen Raft 

Semen Raft, or Sperm Raft is a term used to describe someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole.

http://molehr.oxfordjournals.org/cgi/content/full/12/7/461

Hey that K-Fed is a total douchebag semen raft

Semen Raft by MindIntheGutter March 8, 2009