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lincoln-douglas debate

1. The type of debate that is similar to policy debate, except that it is based on the debater's ability to think creatively and logically, rather than their ability to spew random facts at a rate that makes them sound to everybody except for other debaters like someone who is either vomiting out syllables or is demon-possessed. Generally accepted as the best kind of debate, as it allows the most room for crazy mind-grenade generating arguments. Lincoln douglas debaters are generally acknowledged to be twice as good as either pofo or policy debaters, because it takes two of the other types of debaters to make a team, but only one lincoln douglas debater.
"hey, does that guy do lincoln-douglas debate?"
"yeah, he's like one of the awesomest people ever. He gets tons of females, he's super cool, and he speaks at normal speeds"
by you! O.o July 19, 2012
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Lincoln-Sudbury

a school comprised of snobby rich kids located in a a small suburb of Boston. There's lots of weed and booze.
Ls kid:" Hey I go to Lincoln-Sudbury."
Other kid:" Shit wheres the weed at?"
by RARRR123 March 7, 2009
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"Abe Lincoln"

Prior to ejaculation, the abe lincolnist spits on his partners back to mislead him/her into thinking that the act of releasing sperm has occured. BUT when the abe lincolnee turns around, he/she is met with a conscious-terminating punch in the face. The abe lincolnist, penis in hand, truly finishes the act on the victim's face. The sperm is then polished erotically over the lower part of the face. The hair of the dupe is then viciously chopped off and smeared onto the sperm skin to create the Abe Lincoln sex beard. (Hat is optional)
"Hey Mary whatcha doin with an "Abe Lincoln" on?! Its 4 oclock in the day and we're in church!"

"Ow Darn Chuck just abe lincolned me again last night!"
by Kauf Orchard October 17, 2007
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Stinkin' Lincoln

When you put a roll of pennies up someone's ass.
I had a hard time cashing in my roll of pennies after I gave my girlfriend a Stinkin' Lincoln
by Drew80 August 8, 2006
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Abraham Lincoln

(EH•brah•HAM•LINK•con)v.
to sneak up behind a seated victim and blow a fart in their ear. so called because it represents assassin john wilkes boothe's stealthy shot in the ford theatre some hundred and thirty years ago.
dude, i totally abraham lincolned my little brother last night. he was doing home work at the kitchen table and i snuck up and dislodged an oily reeker right in his ear.
by SAMMER OF THE GODS April 19, 2006
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Lincoln

A tall guy who you know you can always trust he is amazing but he is most likely to have a secret but he is someone you are gonna want to hold on to And over all he’s just super handsome
Look into his eyes and never let him go Lincoln will probably be your friend for a long time
by Storm gem777 August 29, 2018
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The Abraham Lincoln

The Abraham Lincoln is closely related to the angry pirate. When your getting head that is not satisfactory, you nut on the hoes mouth. Then you backhand her. If it knocks her out, you trim some hair off yourself and stick it on the splooge around her face where a beard and mustache would be. Then she wakes up and you have given her The Abraham Lincoln.
That slut Patty was licking my dick bad so I cold cocked her and gave her The Abraham Lincoln.
by The big Ian May 28, 2006
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