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trench licker

by SSgt J's Wife January 20, 2005
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Jean licker

An insult you retort to someone to make them walk away frustrated and confused.
It renders their insult null and void since they think that either your crazy, or they're crazy.
Them: Fuck you asshole
You: You're such a jean licker
Them: You....., what?, what the...
by Ashwin Brownframes January 22, 2009
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Two Lick Chick

When you're really good at going down south, you make her climax with 2 licks!
That girl Aimee is a two lick chick... She's soooo sensitive.
by HerChoice November 17, 2010
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marty mayo lick

when a kid named matthew eats bread-mayo-bread sandwiches
marty mayo lick is eating pure mayo sandwiches!
by whyamiusingurban November 7, 2019
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Lick My Rim

The female version of "Suck my dick"

Normally used when asked a question, and the reply is no.

Or

If someone has pissed you off.
Dude can you lend me a fiver?

Ermm how about no, Lick my rim.

Or

Your a prick,

Hey bitch, lick my rim.
by Bethizaretard January 11, 2010
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goat ball licker

First used in the Colbert Report. Claiming his grandfather was a goat ball licker: someone to make the goats happy in the in a goat herding environment. This expression was used to mock Barack Obama's claim to his grandfather being a goat herder from Africa.
"Who would have thought that the son of a poor Appalachian turd miner; the grandson of a goat ball licker, born in the town of Could-Be-President, one day could be President of the United States?"- Stephen Colbert
by Veritas0609 January 7, 2009
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Devious Lick

A shitty trend started by retarded 6th graders where people steal stuff from a school then they act shocked when they get arrested
Person 1: What did you do today?
7th Grader: oh yea I hit a devious lick in the boys bathroom, stole a stall door
Person 1: wtf is wrong with you?
by TheAnonymousGameGuy September 25, 2021
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