Last turkey in the shop

Usually regarded as the last of any sold item in a shop, usually because of its bedraggled or otherwise substandard appearance. Because of this it is also used to describe the appearance of the external male genitalia.

She lifted his shirt and the sight reminded her of the last turkey in the shop.

by Chemistman June 4, 2018

The Last Castle

A great movie staring Robert Redford as a Court Martialed general who rallies together 1200 inmates to rise against the system that put him away. Great action and just awsome.

The Last Castle is one of the greatest movies I've ever seen!

by Orrin Oliver March 4, 2008

at least i have my orange juice

a creative and subtle way of saying that you're going to have a shitty day (derived from a florida orange juice commercial).

John: I got an email saying the professor would post our grades today.

Mike: at least I have my orange juice...

by AngryAtom January 20, 2011

At least you don't have gangrene

Really puts things in perspective.

'Man, I can't believe I got a D on my algebra test...'

'Hey, at least you don't have gangrene.'

by skittlekitty2227 October 16, 2011

The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy

The most interesting thing to say when someone asks for you to do something.

Melinda: So Craig, can you try to get people to sign this petition?

Craig: You know, I would love to help out, but the last time I did that, I ended up kissing a guy.

or...

Cynthia: Vincent, I dare you to kiss me.

Vincent: But The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy.

Cynthia: .........

by NMguy January 22, 2012

I didn't come down in the last shower

Australian slang, meaning I'm wise to your game, or don't play me for a fool. This is a slang term not heard often in the regional centres, but reasonably common among the old blokes in smaller townships.

Davo(upon hearing something incredulous): carn mate, I didn't come down in the last shower!

by kingofspin March 12, 2020

Last Resort Crew

The only Skinhead crew allowed in or around Cleveland, Ohio.
Over 20 years strong, this crew has had a name in the Punk/Hardcore scene that put fear in the hearts and minds of many.

Just come to any Hardcore/Punk/Skinhead show for a one on one example of the Last Resort Crew

by zendomendo January 22, 2009