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lumber

A combination of the words number and letter, in their literal sense. A lumber can be a letter, a number, or a combination of both.
Should be used in a conversation where the discussion can be about letters and numbers, and to avoid mistakes like "What's the answer to number 'b'?", or "Please reference section C... letter 14."
John: "Hey I'm on question 2 right now. Did you get number 'c'?"
Jane: "Number c? Sorry I have no idea what you are talking about."
John: "Oh, my bad. Did you get lumber 2c?"
Jane: "Yes, yes I did."
by deathsupport April 6, 2008
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loumbrozo

1st definition
Verb

The act of partaking in an all night gang bang session, when you notice the girl you are mounting from behind has a thick jungle of an anal bush.

Important Note: The activity must be filmed by a friend unknown by the jumanji-assed girl. Should be performed with one inexperienced girl and several dudes.

Second definition
The act of nutting in a girl's mouth and then passing off the girl to your friend in a 2-3 minute period with the same objective, ultimately commenting on how this girl needs to learn how to perform a better felatio.
Nunzio: "Yo bro, stop hogging her all night, let me and fernando loumbrozo that."
by satchel paige April 20, 2008
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Lumberjack

A girl or situation that will quickly reduce an erection to its normal state.
Susan is a total lumberjack.

I was ready to go when my mom walked in. I got lumberjacked.
by theGinganinja41 March 8, 2010
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lumberjacking

lumberjacking is a taking a poop. cutting butt logs.
"yo we got to go!"
hang on I am lumberjacking.
by Ryck Dalvengyr August 5, 2014
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lumberjack lady

when a girl is really manly and borderline scary. she can be a good friend but only when the rest of the single hetero girls are NOT like her. she's basically like a lumberjack lesbian but not a lesbian.
guy #1- "dude there's no single girls here all of them are lesbians."
guy#2- "no, they're lumberjack ladies and what do you expect when you come to a monster truck rally to look for chicks?"
guy #1- "yeah you're right..i guess i just have a lumberjack lady fetish?"
guy #2- "well i guess that's cool if you want a girl with bigger muscles than you and likes building fences."
by bossoftheworld19 August 9, 2010
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lumberjack slam

The act of having sex high up in the branches of a tree.
I couldnt get Emily back to my dorm lastnight, but we stopped in the park and I gave her the ole lumberjack slam.
by Daddy Ruxpin November 9, 2010
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Lumberjack Slam

In the standing 69 position, in the midst of passionate lovemaking, the man screams "TTTTTIIIIMMMMMMBBBBEERRRRRR!!!!" and jumps down a staircase in the pile-driver positon. It is advised that the man removes his penis from the woman's mouth prior to commencing said act.
My girlfriend's in a wheelchair for the next three years because of a violent Lumberjack Slam I unleashed on her three weeks ago. Freaking EXTTREEEEMMMEEE
by A-seven September 20, 2009
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