Two Liter Bottle of Bitch-Ass

A fat bitch who gives you body lice, STDs, and then tells you that you're her baby's daddy.

That two liter bottle of bitch-ass has some nerve trying to call me after giving me body lice. I ain't tryin to hear that she's knocked up

by Mark Rialto September 18, 2005

later later

mexican american term meaning in a while

wife: when are you going to fix that pinche car?!
husband: aye cabrona! I'll do it later.
wife: pinche pendejo! do it now. not later later.

by Korin =] January 22, 2006

later hater

saying bye to someone who doesn't appreciate you or how successful you are hater it also rhymes which makes the word sounds better

HATER-fuck you and fuck your mama and why u so rich for and im not
PERSON-whatever man later hater

by DonYaz October 19, 2009

later daze

Originated by Yours Truly. Its a another way of saying "Good Bye."

All right, i'm out cos, later daze.

It's getting late, i should be heading out; Later Daze.

by Mick October 23, 2003

Now and Later

Hard and Fruity, the actual slogan for the Now and Later candy.

Man that guy is just like a Now and Later, hard and fruity.

Get your hand out of my pants, you Now and Later.

by TheCubanCannon March 9, 2008

listerbate

{verb} Describes a pitiful male's autoerotic process of pouring Listerine on one's hand and/or penis before/during masturbation, usually not because of penile desensitization, but because the male is trying to simulate a listerjob.
(listerbated, listerbating, {noun} listerbation)

I decided to listerbate last night, but it burned like hell and my johnson got all sticky. Also, I spilled Listerine on my mattress, which now smells permanently like gargling.

by Leroy Brown 420 January 31, 2009

listerine effect

when woman is giving a man a blow job his cumshot is so powerful its like an explosion in her mouth.

John:My shot is so powerful last night I gave my wife the listerine effect

by swordfishrocka April 11, 2009