Facebook Lisa

Your Grandma that uses social media slurs or popular slang absolutely wrong.
Lisa was the number one baby name in the 60s you all have a Grandma Lisa.

She embarrasses you infront of your friends using "Karen" totally wrong or worse uses it at Walmart !

Facebook Lisa says "Ok Karen" to the African American woman asking for the manager because someone screwed up her order.

by Momunderthegun October 6, 2020

Lisa

The librarian in Mondstadt and Jean’s girlfriend. She’s kinda hot.

Kaeya: Master Jean, where has Ms Lisa gone?
Jean: She might be in her library, you may look for her there.

by faeray May 14, 2022

Lisa

God's bounty

Lisa's exact words after finding out what her name means. "God is out to get me!Ahhh!!!!!"

by Im eleven June 22, 2021

Lisa

Lisa is a female name. They are bitchy people who always want the center of attention.

1- That girl is such a bitch!

2- Who, Lisa? Yeah you’re right

by Sus1111 November 24, 2021

Pulling a lisa

The act of you or someone you know spilling something on your phone. Either by accident or on purpose, the events leading up to it are usually quite interesting.

Me: *drops phone in trash can which then gets covered in ketchup"
Bystander: dude, stop pulling a lisa!

by r06613r0073n February 3, 2017

Lisa

A white woman (typically in her 30's to mid 40's) that claims not to be homophobic, but does not accept her LGBT child

Person one: Man, that woman is a total asshole
Person two: Her name's probably Lisa or some shit

by IHateLisa June 21, 2023

Mona Lisa Principle

The notion that while there isn't necessarily something wrong with someone/something, the two elements aren't a match.

"Dude, why did y'all break up?"
"Classic Mona Lisa Principle. She was beautiful, mysterious, and intriguing, but (pointing to my brain) didn't match a damn thing in my house."

by Chris "Your Hero" Mock June 10, 2018