limp shot

masturbating/fucking so fast that you ejaculate before you get hard

That chick last night was so hot i did a limp shot

by Ay G March 1, 2017

limp noodle

lacking in both physical and mental toughness. a pussy.

me: look at our president! what a limp noodle!
president brandon: LFGB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by spotlight ah moonlight ah November 27, 2022

limping bizkit

when your crush up dried biscuits and roll ur penis in them, then wave it around while listening to "rollin" by the completely unrelated nu metal band, Limp Bizkit

"my dick hurts dude, i did so many limping bizkits last night.

by crackwhorebethany April 26, 2025

Limp Scunt Bisicut

the combo of a retard, skank and cunt. AKA this one chick i know.

Guy 1 That dirty bitch fucked up that guys life.

Guy 2 Shes such a "Limp Scunt Bisicut".

by Noodlez4dayz December 12, 2011

Limp lettuce

When you become limp during sex

I was only limp lettuces one

by Dxddy1234 November 19, 2019

limp dorito

A man who likes soggy doritos and eats them everyday.

you are a limp dorito

by general yeeticus dabber 3rd May 7, 2019

Limp

1. It's used to replace the word Simp with Limp. "Just replace the S with a L because that what they(simps) take(loses)".

2. This term is used to obey the Twitch streamer guidelines. So on Twitch you can't say Simp, so as a streamer you can just say Limp to respect the "rules" so that you don't get banned.

1. "My nigga stop limping"
2. "Welcome to the dojo, where we turn Limps into Pimps"
3. "Limping decreases you SMV" (sexual market value)

by Dojo's apprentice April 6, 2022