Limp

Word to describe someone who isn’t a simp but is close to being one

(Made by niyyyyah___ on insta)

Laura: you’re a simp

Kevin: I’m not a simp, I’m a limp

by Niyyyyyah___ February 27, 2021

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Limp dick loss

When a professional sports team loses to the worst team in the league because they couldn’t “get it up” (i.e. intensity) for such a worthless lowly opponent.

Nets lost to the Rockets tonight — classic limp dick loss — cause they couldn’t care enough to try against the last place Rockets.

by Colt 40 Feinberg March 31, 2021

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Limp Bizkit Skin Snorkel

Place chili ring on forehead of female while receiving oral sex; whilst stretching scrodum skin across eyes and nose.

Bro I gave my girl a limp bizkit skin snorkel last night

by anonymous April 19, 2021

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limp

used to refer to a man whose foreskin is larger than his penis and so covers it even when said man gets a hard on

Did you hear about Angad? Turns out he's limp

by pranigga December 6, 2024

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Limp-dick Patriotism

Type of patriotism that consists of acting like youre in a cult when talking about your country/state/city.

america is a land of Limp-Dick Patriotism

by eleggtroswing July 12, 2025

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Limping my piece

When another entity, situation, or object brings the value of a situation down

“Missing that parlay is limping my piece”
“Dude, this rain is really limping my piece”

Used in exchange for: ruining the day, raining on my parade, hurting the vibe

by McRizzler September 15, 2025

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