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Kratsaus

A loveable, amazing girl who lost her way
Please tell kratsaus to call her mom
by Skrrtjustme September 12, 2023
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Krafibbleflagoggle

Is a completely gibberish made up word used to break silence
Person 1"Krafibbleflagoggle"
Person 2 "What the fuck are you talking about?"
by Crashdiamonds October 6, 2023
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Kratzed

Blitzed off kratom or Mitragyna Speciosa, a drug made from dried leaves of the aforementioned tree. Produces mild stimulant and opioid effects. Legal in most of the US, kratom is great for many other things beyond just getting high. Opioid addicts use it as a weaning tool and people like me use it as a substitute for dangerous pharmaceutical painkillers. Also makes you very happy, so it's also great for depression, in smaller doses.

Prolonged use can cause constipation and dependence, though the withdrawals are much more manageable than traditional opiates. It may also cause mild dissociation and depersonalization with extended use due to minor activity at NMDA receptors.

Though very rare, a small set of people will experience severe hepatotoxicity from kratom. It's advised to try a very small dose first and observe for any hepatotoxic symptoms as they will usually occur shortly after the first dose. If it doesn't happen, you're probably in the clear and will never experience this.

Overall, like weed, kratom has a remarkably low toxicity relative to dose and is much safer than many powerful opiates. The only deaths from Kratom use either definitely had other substances involved or was inconclusive as the culprit.

Use responsibly and enjoy being Kratzed!
I just ate 12 grams of red Bali kratom and now I'm kratzed out of my mind.
by СукаБлять November 30, 2023
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Kratos

An absolute monster, a destroyer, if you see a user with the username 'kratos' just run he's gonna wipe the ground with your face, you won't stand a chance against him, he uses everything at sight to win an argument (gore, racism, nsfw...)
that guy is a Kratos, RUN...
by nobodyfrfr December 12, 2023
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Kratcy

Kratcy (Russian: И Краткий) is one of two hosts of C.F.M.O.T. (Contest For Millions of Thousands), the other currently being Yoshka (Russian: Ёшka).
me: GUYZ I LOVE CFMOT REAL KRATCY IZ MY HUZBAND REALLY REAL!!!!
my friends: what the fuck iz wrong with you zuri.
by Zuri_Smiler January 24, 2024
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Kratom

Kratom is quite possibly the best legal drug in the United States while simultaneously being one of the cheapest. Many legal highs tend to be expensive or dangerous or time consuming, but kratom for the most part is none of these.

Kratom is a natural herbal substance and was used for thousands of years by indigenous people for its notable pain relieving effects. It is a partial opioid agonist, meaning the risk of addition and withdrawal exists, but is less severe than full agonists, like heroin or oxys. It can even be used to help addicts wean off where they can then taper off of Kratom much easier and with less discomfort.

An average dose ranges from 2 to 6 grams and, depending on strain, will produce pain relief, euphoria, anxiety reduction, possible mental stimulation, and calmness. A bag containing 100 grams can be had for as little as $16 from some vendors, providing anywhere from 20 to 50 decent doses.

Overall, kratom is enjoyable, safer than most street drugs, and cheap. Use in moderation and you'll likely enjoy it.
Kratom, it tastes like ass and looks like dookie water, but feels like heaven.
by СукаБлять April 4, 2024
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krafunkel

A person who indulges in sex with dead bodies
Oh chance is a krafunkel
by bigstinkyniggaballs April 6, 2024
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