the most idiotic person on earth, so mad he is like a mad dog following you around.i wish i could trample him...
johan is an idiot
by coolpineapple October 8, 2020
Get the johan mug.Johan is a male name which is more popular Norway and Sweden. Johan has no sense of economic taste and do not follow what the leader says. He ignores his orders to keep his savings straight. A male with the name Johan usually scream. " DEN BETALER FOR SEG SJØØØØØL" if he is trying to prove others wrong. Despite his anger and his slogan Johan is a very lovely male and caring person.
You’re such a lucky person if u have a connection with a Johan
You’re such a lucky person if u have a connection with a Johan
by pepegris November 6, 2020
Get the Johan mug.a dumb quirky person. She's a little mean but she's somewhat nice. If you meet a johannais hold her tight because one day she'll leave you.
by Heilyparrilla November 9, 2020
Get the johannais mug.Joehansen is an awesome dude with an amazing sense of adventure. Likes to have fun, hanging out with his best friends and most of all never gives up on something that is worth his sacrifice. He is also very attractive and is secretly popular. Joehansen also dislike social media apps.
by anonymous November 17, 2020
Get the joehansen mug.Johan is a very nice person , he will always try to put a smile on someones face. Very outgoing , really happy . The loyalist boy you will ever meet . Never take him for granted because you are going to regret it . You could be very good friends with a johan because he will always be there for you.
by Menely November 20, 2020
Get the Johan mug.Being so perfect and prodigious at something you've never, ever made a mistake once - not even when heavily distracted. Origin: JS Bach and an old promotional Christopher Guest/ Nigel Tufnel video for (free) Steve Vai guitar lessons.
Meshuggah were so good last night, they kept on johanning through Bleed even though both guitarists' effects pedals broke and they had to use unprocessed clean-tones, the drummer left halfway through for a dump but still kept on playing, the shouter self-immolated and the stage collapsed. Not one note out of place - and they used every note on the 8 strings at least once in the solo, which was a perfectly ruined chromatic improvisation, compared to the written, carefully considered album solo. Oh you really must see them live Betty - it's truly marvellous! Bravo Meshuggah!
by Person Who Uses Words November 29, 2020
Get the Johanning mug.Johaness is a very simple guy who does not love arguments lest you fully provoke him. Sometimes you may be bored around them because they sometimes very serious but at times their company is memorable. They are generally cool guys who are not very talkative.
by Gabriel010 December 25, 2020
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