johnny dora 

the god of sex and pleasure as well as orgasim and the holder of ones heart.

i wish i had a johnny dora in my life.

johnny dora by lexiluuski October 26, 2009

Johnny apple weed 

the residue left after smoking a bowl pack out of an apple pile its made up of half burnt green drenched in apple juice

"Dude i smoked some johnny apple weed and now i fuccin stoned

Johnny apple weed by DeCoY189th November 13, 2010

Johnny Rotten Apple Quicksteps 

Diarrhea where each step results in an additional shart.

Wife: What the hell happened to your boxers and pants?

Husband: Your mother's cooking gave me the Johnny Rotten Apple Quicksteps. Those last few steps on the way to the bathroom were brutal. Good thing I was wearing socks.

Johnny Rotten Apple Quicksteps by HymieG December 30, 2010

johnny roll 

I big rolled up wad of cash

How much is your jewelry worth? Like, Johnny Rolls.

johnny roll by bob toben February 14, 2014

Johnny Stash

To make a scrapbook out of used condoms.

Vicky would never get laid she is such a creep. She probably has a Johnny Stash of 2 sad condoms.

Johnny Stash by batshitcray February 22, 2015

Johnny Quasar 

the early name for Jimmy Neutron in the very first pilot.

have you seen some footage of "Johnny Quasar?"

Johnny Quasar by orblooc June 29, 2017

Johnny's Golden Leg 

When your sitting to take a shit and accidentally squirt some pee between the toilet and the seat onto your leg.

I got so lazy the last time I was in the bathroom that I got Johnny's Golden Leg.

Johnny's Golden Leg by Rzoccola August 2, 2019