Jehovah's Threesome

A sexual act where 2 of the 3 participants are still fully clothed. Typically the nude participant is the most enthusiastic.

Erin talked two solicitors off her front step and into her bedroom for a Jehovah's threesome. She passed out and they left a wWatchtower magazine on her pillow.

by Chuck Dick-ins November 14, 2025

jenosn

someone who has incorrect opinions

shut the fuck up jenosn

by raxlair January 8, 2026

A'Jenon

The result of a dad who was joking around and threw out a name expecting for the mom not to go with it he is now the only kid in the who has this name

A'Jenon has the most unique name none else has it

by TigerGuy13 September 29, 2022

The jehovah witness

While spooning it keeps getting hard even though it is not the intention, ie. before insertion or after.

Damn, we have The jehovah witness and he’s knockin at the front door again!

Looks like The jehovah witness is at the back door. Well I hope it goes away!

by Krispy squirrel 1802 August 31, 2023

dirty jenson

nob cheese

i have dirty jenson

by anonymous April 11, 2024

Dirty Jenson

The act of inviting a girl over to your house for sexual reasons then hiding from them asking if they can go home because u have never have never even touched a female breast while rigorously pleasuring ur anus while masturbating photos of a man called woody

Guy 1 “i heard they fucked last night“
Guy 2 “no he didn’t he did a dirty jenson“

by woody7192 April 11, 2024

Pulling a Jenson

Calling in sick for the first 3 days back every time you take a vacation.

Tito called in sick after being gone for two weeks. "Dammit! Hes pulling a Jenson again!"

by Monfredi November 15, 2022