strawberry jelly

when a girl straddles your face and you commence to eat her out when she surprises you with a little squirt of menstrual fluid. You try to get her off of you but she's just too involved in riding your dome-piece that you are forced to lick the strawberry jelly off her brisket.

Jim: "Hey Mike; toast for breakfast?"
Mike: "No appetite, I got enough strawberry jelly last night."
Martin: "Eww"
Vince: "Yum"
Jay: "Let's find some bitches on the rag"
Ankeet: "I prefer a fine nutella spread"

by Midship UC March 24, 2008

jelly tug

Jerking off using jelly (usually grape jelly) as opposed to normal lubricant.

"Don't jelly tug outside, or the mosquitoes will get you."

by JellyTug August 3, 2008

lemon jelly

A brilliant chillout band sending out relaxing vibes to everyone who downloads their shit.

Or buys it. Heh.

Their best relxation tune? Red Dust.
Their worst tune? Bachelor Pad.
Their weirdest tune? All of them, really. Esp. Nervous Tension and Page One.

Lemon Jelly are whack.
Lemon Jelly are fly.
I got shit-faced last night to Jemon Jelly.

by FD April 29, 2004

jelly bracelets

kk Im 14 yrs old and i dont go any of the shit... i have about 40 on each arm...when i guy breaks it i tell the to **** off and get a life the ones that mean hug or sumthin i dont care but the rest hell ya! here are the meaning at my school'

red:make out
Blue:lap dance
Pink:oral sex
Black:sex
Green:eating out
glow in the dark: use of sex toys
orange:doggy style
purple: tittysex
white/clear:anything they want

The rest i forget!! it will all be over soon and a new fad will be in

by mandy November 26, 2004

jelly jugs

Extremely large, bouncy tits

Damn, Michele's got some fiiiiine jelly jugs up thurr!

by Yours Truly June 22, 2004

jelly donut

When a girl or guy (for all you fags out there) gets cum in the face & then is punched in the nose or lip to mix cum & blood to make pink pearl jam. Sorry Eddie.

Me & my girl are into sadomasochism so i gave her a gruesome jelly donut last night & in the morning she kicked me in the balls. "Hey bitch, you're getting a Dirty Tony Sanchez tonight!"

by sikwill October 21, 2005

cunt jelly

1) The shit a female squirts out when she is pleasured!

2) The mixture of semen and vaginal secretions

Guy1: did you see how far she shot that cunt jelly?

Guy2: Yes... I am wiping it off my face!

by geistdamon May 13, 2007