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Jared

Typically white male, probably plays golf or tennis, and follows the outfit formula: T-shirt, shorts, Nike socks with white vans. A “Jared” is most likely an asshole who treats women like shit and says “oh shit my bad”
Person 1: oh my god why does he treat me like this
Person 2: because, he’s a “Jared”
by Solocupgirl December 9, 2019
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Loves master bating to pictures of his classmates also porn
by Nigdestroyer69 December 10, 2019
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Jared Parks

tall skinny kid with a broken back who acts tougher on text than in person. He will threaten to beat you up on text but will slap you on the cheek and say he beat the shit outta you.
by Mark Sanito December 10, 2019
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Jared

A nigga who boofs all day and eats beans while running from linda
by jaredfriesen December 17, 2019
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From ancient times of Judaism this powerful word mean't "The only one". Poets and Scholars throughout the ages have often come to think of this word, this name as the closet thing they could ever connect to a divine being. Truly blessed those that are given such a name, favoured by unknown entities that protect and offer goodwill to.

Always trust in a Jared for they truly are divine.

False ways to spell this include Jarrad, Jered, Jarad, Gerad, Jwardico and Jerad. May unlucky tidings pass those that say such blasphemy.
What's that on the hill? Oh that's Jared, he's pretty awesome.

Hey Jared can you impregnate my wife with your seed?
by General Pang Wang December 28, 2019
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One who continually wife’s up 3s
Damn what does a jared and steph curry have in commone? They consistently nail 3s
by Ray furgason May 20, 2019
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An amazing person that will go above and beyond. (out of work environment). At work he will never speak, will follow every fucking rule in the book.
by Shirli May 20, 2019
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