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jacques jones

Jacques jones or Jacques joning is when you are talking to a underage boy presumably age 13 and below and having or doing the deed
Damn bro u look like Jacques jones.
Are you Jacques joning that little kid?
by 88s.archive March 20, 2024
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Jaqueline

The most beautiful, perfect, amazing girl you’ll ever meet in your whole damn life

She’s got the body of a goddess and a heart to match it, you’ll never meet anyone as gorgeous, funny, and fun to be around

Thank you Jaqueline, for being alive <3
Other girls: “Omg I wish I was just like Jaqueline”

Other boys: “I wish I was dating Jaqueline! Too bad she’s Daniel’s” 😔
by memories14 March 24, 2024
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Jaqueevius Jernicels

a pale white man who typically gets stolen by people to do laundry.
A typical whhhite boah nigga whio feels like he needs validation from his wigga freinds who also have aids from eating too much spaghetti cum.
A man like Jaqueevius likes to snort dried non human semen.
He likes to imitate sourse mickale jhaacqson
Jaqueevius, "I would love to break into your house to make toast." proceeds to make a michale jackson hehe sound.
Jaqueevius can i touch your Jernicels?
Jaqueevius Jernicels is defined as a bad ass little cokkie girl scout fucker!!?
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Jaqueline

A crazy girl, who never stops laughing. Should probably be in a mental asylum but Anyone would be lucky to have her as their best friend. She is thoughtful funny and weird. But all together she is the best friend I could ever have
Jaqueline is always acting crazy
by Rehrehehe May 14, 2024
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jaoquene

Jaoquene is a gay as shit, blonde guy who is typically reeeaaaaallllllyyyyy fucking annoying- people know him as a son of a bitch, a shithead and an absolute monkey. He’s really nice but that doesn’t mean he’s any less irritating sometimes. He’s into history and collects old war shit. He is a member of the British Empire, and his role is to piss off Val with brainrot terms. (Val hates this, and threatens to kill himself every time, whether that is through jumping off buildings; stabbing himself; or glueing a cup of rats to his face, heating up the end with the rats, so that they can eat through his face.)

Jaoquene refuses to be seen in joggers, and often sports an “old” style. Some examples of this attire can include shirts which dead soldiers have worn. (the usual stuff)
He is really bad at tennis.

Chloe is mentally, spiritually, economically, financially and totally taller than him.

Some quotes to describe Jaoquene:

“An old soul”
“Likes the Beatles”
“Old”
“May or may not be gay… we know he’s gay” (tries to hide it)
“Likes tea”

(this is definitely not about anyone in particular, just a generalisation)
"Oh he's such a Jaoquene."
"I'm going to fucking kill Jaoquene."
"Jaoquene has a scary tea addiction, he needs help."
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Jaoquene

Jaoquene is a gay as shit bottom boy who is constantly horny as fuck, but it’s okay guys!! He just takes that out on his super epic boyfriend yyeeeahahhhh (jaoquene likes being choked whatt)))) He’s also very wonderful and gorgeous and absolutely lovely to everyone and if he says otherwise he’s just lying obviouslyyyyyyy he’s into really cool history stuff, love tea and he really likes the beatleseses

His boyfriend thinks he’s absolutely incredible and thinks the world of himimimimimimmmmmm
Jaoquene refuses to be seen in joggers, and often sports an “old” style. Some examples of this attire can include shirts which dead soldiers have worn. (the usual stuff)

Though where there is a jaoquene, there is a chloe, chloe is mentally, spiritually, economically, financially and totally taller than him

(ILHSMMM)

quotes to describe Jaoquene:

"an old soul"
"old"
"may or may not be gay" (we all know that jaoquene is the gayest)
"likes tea"
"oh he's such a Jaoquene"
"I'm going to fuck(ing kill) Jaoquene"
"Jaoquene needs help with his tea addiction"
by Onitnelav (totally not Val) September 20, 2024
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Jaquen

The name of a black Ken doll. He is hidden around the house and left for others to find, similar to elf on the shelf. When you find Jaquen, you get to hide him next. Derived from the name "Ken".
Liam: Hey, have you seen Jaquen?

Felix: Yeah! He's on the shelf!
by an0nym0usUs3r December 27, 2024
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