gosse jan

A guy with a little dick and no humor.

you are so gosse jan.

by cookiekiller20 April 18, 2017

Jan

... or Big Furcel from Třeboň is king of his poddaných in Nordic, but he often doesn't have čas for them. He goes out in kraťasy and žabky until November and gains attention from queen T.

His strength is the hair on his face, his lush beard and messy hair.
Anyway, he is too hot for Nordic, he must go to Love Island.

Jan or Big Furcel is big boy and everyone love him.

by me-an November 23, 2021

Jan

Has the biggest cock in the room at all times, Funny, hot, tall, and intelligent. He can't do anything wrong.

I wish Jan was here he is so hot and cool

by Not Chinola April 17, 2024

Jan

A SUB(Super-Uper Boyfriend).

I love a Jan.

by wju January 19, 2025

bro-jan horse

when a bro in an attempt to hook up with a drunk chick and does not have a condom shows her the empty condom box and says that he has one and continues to have un-protected sex

Bro 1: "Dude how was last night?"
Bro 2: "Didn't have a condom"
Bro 1: "So nothing happened?"
Bro 2: "You kidding? I gave her the old bro-jan horse"

by Hosier March 2, 2011

Jan 31st

Give your crush a kiss day

Boy: Hey it's Jan 31st *kiss*
Girl: woww :0

by krika :) January 29, 2023

Jan

the best guy ever! He beated Chuck Norris with his nail and cracked an Nokia 3310 at the same time be happy if you know a jan in life!

O MY GOd theres Jan i bet he gets every lady...
Yeah i bet youre right

by MrMudel January 2, 2017