by defwvWE4V May 16, 2022

by Jennyveieve September 24, 2019

confining yourself to the library or another university campus building in order to get studying done without distraction. First used by students at University of Idaho in 2024.
by ABriggit August 8, 2025

by ApricotFields September 28, 2018

The extended period during a wedding (or similar event) when guests are stuck seated at their assigned tables for way too long—usually due to drawn-out speeches, slow dinner service, slideshows, or excessive formalities. Typically includes boredom, mild social anxiety, and several unnecessary drinks.
“We didn’t even get up until 9:30. Total table jail.”
“The speeches were sweet, but I was in table jail with a lukewarm chicken breast and a stranger named Noah.”
“The speeches were sweet, but I was in table jail with a lukewarm chicken breast and a stranger named Noah.”
by tmarienem May 19, 2025

When a child gets their head stuck in between a fence, usually from excitement or stupidity, (or both) and preferably at a Disney park
Person 1: Did you see all those paramedics rushing through Tomorrowland? I wonder what happened.
Person 2: Sounds like some idiot kid got stuck in Disney Jail
Person 2: Sounds like some idiot kid got stuck in Disney Jail
by x9grppngdeath November 22, 2023
