he moves on he fully moves on and if he doesn't you have a keeper he will think about you you everywhere and he the best at cuddles trust me I marred an Ivan
by hi im mimi November 13, 2022

ivan is a slut
by urmom1234456 December 20, 2021

by sam silva May 3, 2023

Da infamous "insider trading" crook who got busted 'cuz he couldn't resist regaling everyone with braggardly tales about da windfall profits of his clever sneakiness.
If Ivan Boastky had just kept his mouth shut, he might have gotten away with his chicanery, just as Odysseys could likely have escaped da cyclops's wrath if he'd just quietly sailed away, rather than loudly shouting his triumph at having outsmarted said murderous giant.
by QuacksO January 27, 2022

Girl: Ivan (absolute lad) has the biggest cock
Girl's Best Friend: I can see, he's such a great guy.
Girl's Best Friend: I can see, he's such a great guy.
by Inoco November 21, 2021

A man that is truly a gift from the good lord himself. Perfect body, facial features, hair, strength, personality, and a ginormous cock. He even has everlasting faith and loyalty to those close to him.
by Gringo Diablo November 24, 2021

The sophophile (as in person with desire for knowledge) with a metal plate in the neck and the purple indigo Olimian suit with Rubik cube divisions on the chest
by hydorus shui January 6, 2025
