Porn Addiction

You know dam well why you searched this up, just get some help. For the sake of your future.

"I heard that Michael had a porn addiction"

"Well that wont be easy to get out of"

by YankeeBrim March 26, 2021

Porn cancer

A slow degradation in computer function due to excess use of porn, possibly caused by a virus or malware.

Ian's computer has been running really slow, maybe he got the porn cancer.

by regardless69ing August 25, 2011

Gay Porn

The fantastic world of gay porn is arousing only to the gay man. If you jack off to it, chances are you wanna get your dick sucked by a guy. Its content filled with hot sexy bodies, and dicks. Lots of dicks. There are many types of gay sex, if you wanna watch some then have a look at these.

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Race (Not fetishizing races by any means)
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Hey dude! Wanna watch Gay Porn?
Ew, that's Gay
....
Yeah sure let's go!

And they fucked happily ever after.

by myhornygayass May 3, 2021

porn bored

Having so much time alone that you have watched all of the free porn online that you like and don't even feel like it anymore.

David: Wow man, you had the whole day alone! What did you do?
Alex: I got so porn bored. I just feel really gross right now.
David: Bro, I know what you mean.

by MAHSPACEBARISBROKENKTHNXBYE May 22, 2009

stealth porn

Left over Porn on minimized windows that pop up when your wife goes to use the computer.

Wife: Honey I'm going look at the bank balance before we go out.
Husband: Sure baby.

Wife: What the hell is this? I thought you were gaming all night, not looking at this crap!!
Husband: It wasn't me!
Wife: You Skeevy Bastard!
Husband: Fucking Stealth Porn!

by Phinger October 13, 2013

Porn-Panic

The panic that ensues in a situation when one realizes that he has an extremely limited amount of time to hide or minimize porn before being caught. Often occures late at night when one thinks he is alone to enjoy porn but is alerted to the sound of someone approaching. In the days before the wide spread use of PC's, this panic was often defined by the sound of magazines being shuffled into a drawer or thrown under a bed. If one's reaction time is too slow, this can lead to being caught red handed.

Johnny had a porn-panic today when he was trying to minimize a porn screen on his PC as his mom came up the stairs to check on him.

by americusga31709 March 28, 2010

hobbit porn

what hobbit fetishists watch instead of lesbian porn like the rest of us.

Guy1: Man, wanna watch some hobbit porn? I've got lord of the rubber rings here! Guy2: You know it!

by Deimos2 November 28, 2010