wood burn

The condition of having one's penis in a state of chaffing or sever burning from too much self-love without enough lubrication, or a dry hand job, or any other action that would result in such a tragic effect.

"No man, I gotta give little Jimmy a rest downstairs. I have mad wood burn after messing around with that chick last night."

"Damn."

by DJ Al December 19, 2007

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fighting the wood

to hold back a boner. especially when you're slow dancing with a girl.

"Hey man, at the Spring Dance I was totally fighting the wood with my date."

by mynamesjack March 25, 2007

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picker wood

the racist classification of a person of caucasin decent

"we beat that picker wood to death, punk ass, shouldn't have walk through compton with his neo-nazi tats"- monster of the insane gangsta crip set said in his last interview before he got put to death by lethal injection.

by x December 06, 2003

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Write Wood

To get someone worked up about something that will never happen.

Preface: The party host doesn't know any girls.

Dialogue:
Party Host: We're having a party at the condo. There are going to be a lot of girls there.

Friend: Don't "write wood"! We know it's going to be all dudes.

by efdseandonww March 07, 2011

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