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To get someone worked up about something that will never happen.
Preface: The party host doesn't know any girls.

Dialogue:
Party Host: We're having a party at the condo. There are going to be a lot of girls there.

Friend: Don't "write wood"! We know it's going to be all dudes.
by efdseandonww March 07, 2011
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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