Pseudo-Intellectual

They're self-proclaimed intellectuals who try to make themselves look smart by replacing common words with words that not many people know. They would google things like "Others words to use instead of good" and use big words so they sound smart when arguing internet strangers and would forget the definition 5 minutes later. They usually have the same IQ as their shoe size.

Normal person: Headphones
Pseudo-Intellectual: Wired sound wave transduction device.

by A4775 November 25, 2020

Intellectual Masturbation

Word used by stupid, narrow minded and superficial people to describe things that's hard for them to understand.

Billy: The Socratic Dialogues about Good and Justice are the product of intellectual masturbation.

Bob: But philosophy has put the basis of lawmaking and it's believed to be the mother of science, why do you use this derogatory term?

Billy: Uhh, whatever dude! I have more interesting things to do than listening to your bs! w00t! I am going to eat some salami and masturbate on some amateur porn! w00t!

by intdes April 25, 2010

Incel

a term femels use against others when they get offended :(

Also high chance they are social rejects or Not genetically good looking

♀️: Men are bad, they should go to war and die. Why do men exist. *Hating on men gender*

🤦 ♂️: that's not nice please stop lol you're cringe

♀️: *self projects* YOU'RE INCEL EWW!

by The guy you broke him January 6, 2022

Incel

An individual (most commonly male) who believes a lack of sex they experience is due to factors beyond their control such as genetics and systemic oppression, rather than their willingness, or lack thereof, to court those as ugly and inept as themselves, and see no purpose behind improving their lives, as it's perceived as a coping mechanism.

You'd have to be a real incel to think you can find mad cuties without brushing your teeth. Remember to brush your teeth, kids...

by Jimmbalaya September 11, 2018

intellectual masturbation

Either debating/arguing/discussing about things(for more than a short bit of time) that don't matter, or debating/arguing/discussing about things that matter without taking any action.

Examples of "Intellectual Masturbation":

Debating/arguing/discussing about things that don't matter:
Jeremy: did you hear about the new stabbing?
Zoey: yeah, it is really terrible... I wonder why this keeps happening? people in the world... are sometimes so unpredictable.
Jeremy: Yeah... I hear you. I hope nothing like this happens again. Damn... those things are just so awful...

or

Jeremy: So my friend made a theater room in his apartment and they barely watch anything there.
Zoey: I would actually watch stuff in a theater room if I had one.

or

Jeremy: I think League of Legends is better than Dota
Zoey: I think Dota is better than League of Legends
Jeremy: Ok, let's give our full opinion and discuss exactly why we think they way we do.

Debating/arguing/discussing about things that matter without taking any action:
Jeremy: our system is broken... we really need to fix it. People need to be nicer to each other.
Zoey: You are So right. Change has to happen
Jeremy: Anyway... I gotta go to my 9 to 5 job. Wanna watch the new episode of Game of Thrones later?
Zoey: Yeah. Gonna go to study literature, I hope to become a book author. Maybe I'll even write a book about how the world needs to change.
Jeremy: Catch you later!
Zoey: Bye bye!

by JohnSmith532452452 October 31, 2015

Intellectual Tapout

when a conversation goes in a direction above your intellectual capabilities, you call an Intellectual Tapout and leave. Commonly abbreviated ITO.

Dude, I was talking to Harry at work, and he started talking about historical implications of malaria on the louisiana purchase, I had to call an "Intellectual Tapout"and leave.

by SBlanky April 29, 2010

intelli

Slang for “intelligent”

Sam is so intelli for coming up with the slang intelli!

by Piyushsam October 10, 2018