by nutboy21 November 19, 2020
Can mean anything from 10 minutes to a day. Never truly means 1- second, often used in place of or with “Two Seconds” an even bigger cap, a yankee with all brim. 1-2 seconds is the most flexible unit of measurement in the common language.
Mya: One second, I’ll call you back
Me: Word
-Transition Card-
French Narrator from Spongebob: “2 Hours Later”
Mya: Why didn’t you call me?
Me: You said you were gonna call me 😭
Me: Word
-Transition Card-
French Narrator from Spongebob: “2 Hours Later”
Mya: Why didn’t you call me?
Me: You said you were gonna call me 😭
by YoungDenzel98 January 19, 2022
A measure of time which is described as one second but is usually much longer than one second.
The name, "football seconds" comes from the fact that usually football games last longer than the time on the clock.
The name, "football seconds" comes from the fact that usually football games last longer than the time on the clock.
Kandi: When does the football game end?
DeAndre: In 30 seconds. It's the 4th quarter.
Kandi (under her breath): More like 30 football seconds.
DeAndre: In 30 seconds. It's the 4th quarter.
Kandi (under her breath): More like 30 football seconds.
by @username November 25, 2018
When your ass is so saggy that it pushes up against your thighs and creates a second smaller ass between your first ass and thighs.
by BatShitCrazy87 July 21, 2015
Commonly your younger brother or sister who stands right behind you because they are shy around people they don't know or you have to mind them and they take mums words "Stick close to your older brother/sister" literally.
Friend:Oh my God did you see Game Of Thrones yesturday when they-
Me:Shhhhh... I have a Second shadow
Me:Shhhhh... I have a Second shadow
by Shitionary May 16, 2016
chad the second is an asshole
by Penisbutt the second April 04, 2017