Crazy Ivan

Leave point A heading towards plan B.
Upon reaching A & 1/2, make a sharp right and head towards a Crazy Ivan-- i.e. plan C, or... the Crazy Ivan. Usually introduced by the most devious member of your clan...

1. Stick with the plan, or Crazy Ivan?

2. Last night we were headed to the Ruby Room, but we Crazy Ivan'd and ended up in Santa Cruz!!!

by eakthemonkey May 17, 2004

Ivan

A fucking Weeaboo with a big dick. Never leaves the house. Probably puts peanut butter on his asshole and lets his dog/cat lick it. Smart at school but not with girls.

Ivan you fucking Weeaboo!

by Fatboyyy23 December 5, 2016

Ivan

Ivan who’s is Ivan ? Ivan is the ugliest fat peace of shit that wears the same cloths everyday

“Ivan your so fat “ “ Ivan your wearing the same cloths again “

by Tuttle7856 December 12, 2018

Ivanna

Very nerdy person who loves books, especially crap ones (girl king, Boy queen)

IM NOT SURPRISED!
I state the obvious!

by mr.funnypants May 5, 2005

Ivanize

The Process of nerdifing oneself, once Ivanizing is complete, one will find themselves looking at Apple Computers, Electronics, and fugly sweater vests. This person is often seen wandering Best Buy, working at church as a helper, and often involved in leadership at his or her local school. A parent's dream child, but someone bullies want to can.

Tory: Man Crissy! You are ivanizing yourself!

Crissy: Chilax Tory! That will never happen!

Sheila: Hurry up Crissy! they're having a sale on Macs at Best Buy!

Tory: NOOOOOOOOO!!! Don't Ivanize yourself!!!

by Vitamin CV December 20, 2008

Costas Ioannou

God.....

by Anonymous September 21, 2003

Ivanka Trump

A very lucky woman. The greatest president of all time, Donald Trump, has a crush on her. Trump has expressed desire to have sex with her on numerous occasions.

Person 1: Yo did you hear trumps tryna fuck his daughter?
Person 2: I dont blame her, Ivanka trump is hot as fuck

by real_deal_steel_69 September 10, 2020