wood burn

The condition of having one's penis in a state of chaffing or sever burning from too much self-love without enough lubrication, or a dry hand job, or any other action that would result in such a tragic effect.

"No man, I gotta give little Jimmy a rest downstairs. I have mad wood burn after messing around with that chick last night."

"Damn."

by DJ Al January 8, 2008

picker wood

the racist classification of a person of caucasin decent

"we beat that picker wood to death, punk ass, shouldn't have walk through compton with his neo-nazi tats"- monster of the insane gangsta crip set said in his last interview before he got put to death by lethal injection.

by x December 5, 2003

fighting the wood

to hold back a boner. especially when you're slow dancing with a girl.

"Hey man, at the Spring Dance I was totally fighting the wood with my date."

by mynamesjack March 30, 2007

Write Wood

To get someone worked up about something that will never happen.

Preface: The party host doesn't know any girls.

Dialogue:
Party Host: We're having a party at the condo. There are going to be a lot of girls there.

Friend: Don't "write wood"! We know it's going to be all dudes.

by efdseandonww March 22, 2011

pop wood

Get a hard-on; achieve an erection

"I'd hate to pop wood in these tight pants...show up like u wouldn't believe"

by brook July 25, 2004

thomas wood

someone with a giant peice of wood :O

hey look at that dude hes so got a thomas wood

by messy2006 March 9, 2009

Lily Wood

Beautiful, Halairious, Georgeous, ect,.

Lily wood is the most amazing person in the world, (ie, your god)

by blahbahblag March 8, 2011