Alien Infestation

When one fucks somebody from behind, but through their chest, making their love truncheon penetrate their still beating heart, and getting near climax. At this point, another person will walk up and see the rod pressing against the flesh, the result being the flesh moving up and down to that persons eye. Entranced, that person will stare until the spam lance breaks the flesh through the persons chest in an alien like fashion and squirts the unsuspecting observer in the eye.

I gave some dude at that concert last night an alien infestation.

by Samuel Datu March 20, 2007

infectious

Sex with a girl that is really sick. Like she has a 105 degree fever which then in turn morphs both of you into zombies.

L-man did you bang her?
G-yeah bro she was infectious.

by ToastTower January 20, 2015

Infected Mushroom

A good psytrance/goa group. Ruined by 15 year olds who obsess over them and say "OMG YOUR SO EMO" if you don't listen to it.

Infected Mushroom is a great group.

by Blahb March 18, 2005

yeast infection

A cheese-like fungal infection which can form in the vaginal area and is sexually transmitted.

She's a six-year-old child with a yeast infection, and she certainly didn't get it from me.

by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005

upper respitory infection

General an excuse for pussies to stay home from work. A glorified word for a cold.

When I got a cold, I mean an Upper Respitory Infection, my cat and I stayed home for a month while my dad picked peaches off the farm.

by Dennis AKA Fat April 29, 2005

pork injection

Penis, shwang.

Jenny was a vegatarian, so a pork injection tended to break tradition

by Quasimondo August 25, 2003

yeast infection

a cheese like substance that is in a form of a rash.

Todd has a yeast infection.

by anonmyous October 15, 2003