junk in'a de trunk

of Jamacian derivation:
a large posterior or behind on a female

Daaaaaaamn, that fem got nuff junk in'a de trunk!

by whiskymack January 31, 2004

Future Trunks Syndrome

Being unable to help yourself, but helping others in the same pickle as you who are able to be helped.

Person A: "Man, Amanda keeps giving people small pox vaccines even though she was smallpox herself."
Person C: "I know, she's got Future Trunks Syndrome."
Person B: "You're a fucking weeb Person C."
Person C: "I know."

by Dordobolong June 23, 2022

Hong Kong in the trunk

n. A condition brought on by overeating at the local Chinese food buffet. Symptoms include stomach cramps, bloating, and gas.

You can smell me 'fore you see me, I got Hong Kong in the trunk.

by Manny Fre$h February 7, 2010

truck stop trunk mop

When you take a girl to a flying j's truck stop, go into the men's room and lick each others butt holes.

Last night I took Tiny to the Dennys on 36/37 . After dinner we slid into the bath room for a nice Truck Stop Trunk Mop. It was glorious.

by Luggage74 February 7, 2017

taking on Trunks with one finger

Doing something seemingly difficult with exceeding ease.

"Oh, how was the competition the other day?" "Well the big hunny was easily dodging the main hunny". "Like taking on trunks with one finger?" "Yeah!"

by CherTheWealth November 19, 2016

Too much junk in'd trunk

Huge ass

Damn she's got junk in'd trunk!

by *M* April 21, 2004

Rings On Your Tree Trunk

A person using jlova langauge, talking about how big your dick is.

Hey Fupa Troppa how many Rings On Your Tree Trunk.
Fupa Troopa: wtf

by DeLarsh January 23, 2009