Houston Bell Ringer

The art of taking a shit in your hand, and then proceeding to whack around someone's penis with it.

Guy 1: Hey, did you get that blowjob last night?
Guy 2: No, all I got was a Houston Bell Ringer.

by Bellringer69 April 20, 2016

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holt spur

Holt Spur is a small community located in Tishomingo county Mississippi. Mississippi is one of the southern states of America.

I grew up on a farm in Holt Spur.

by Rex September 8, 2016

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holtie

A savage who will pretend to care about you, and then never text you back after you piss them off. Can be sweet at time for the right audience but most of the time is a huge asshole.

Don’t be a holtie to her bro.

by Chrissy2cold September 28, 2018

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The most boring city to travel in the US. The only times Houston is on the news is when a chemical plant blows up or there's a Category 4 hurricane coming the way.
Despite how boring it is, it a great place to live. Cost of living is low, housing is dirt cheap, it is very diverse, and there are jobs everywhere. A ton of people from California moves to Houston to escape high cost of living and overly liberal policies

Person 1: Hey, I'm moving to Houston
Person 2: Nice! I bet you'll save like $10,000,000,000 by leaving California

by StormBread September 2, 2020

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houston high

this is the richest ghetto school you will encounter. the rich germantown whities tryna act black all the mf time and this where all the plugs at. houston is a good school academic wise but DAYUM THESE KIDS DUMB AF.

oh she go to houston high? ew lol

by cancellationbitch August 29, 2021

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