hooker orange

when a woman's spray tan goes horribly wrong .
Matt:"jeez Phil look at that girl"
Phil:"yeah Matt shes got that hooker orange look"
by tristan.dick February 12, 2018
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Hooker Grief

The feeling of grief and shame after finishing intercourse with a hooker
After I came in Kandi's ear, hooker grief set in and I began to sob uncontrollably.
by ChemCookers December 11, 2014
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Fucking Hookers

A phrase used to describe any form of frustration. Blame it on the fucking hookers.
*drops phone*
Person: Aghh, fucking hookers!
*missed alarms*
Person: Damnit, fucking hookers.
*Gets the clap*
Person: Fucking Hookers......
by Miss Puss November 04, 2019
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rusty hooker

A hooker whos legs are so tired from fucking that they move as if they are starting to rust
I tried to spead that hookers legs like nothing but i guess she was a rusty hooker
by Illiteratedylan March 08, 2018
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hooker’s kazoo

An unexpected outbreak of oral sores from a musical origin.
No matter how much you like music, blowing on a Hooker’s Kazoo is NOT worth it.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas... except for Hooker’s Kazoo.

I used to stay at the Best Western, until I got Hooker’s Kazoo. Now it’s the Comfort Inn for me.
by Hooker’s Kazoo September 07, 2019
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prom hooker

A Prom goer who is only there for having sex, generally with more than one person
Hey man am I a prom hooker if I only go to prom for the prom hookers?
by Zombiejunk19 November 07, 2014
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hooker’s fuck

An infinitesimal amount of caring, extremely close to the point of not caring at all.
I don’t give a hooker’s fuck how much money that bastard offers me; I’m not taking that job!
by therealpinball December 27, 2019
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